Thursday, December 22, 2011

Mother of the year

Child: The cats kept me awake making digging and ripping sounds in my room last night.
Me:  No, that was the monsters.
Child:  No, this was around 3am.
Me:  Yeah, the monsters. You know, the ones under your bed?
Child:  NO, the sound was over by the window.
Me:  Well they DO come out at night.
Child:  [walks away, comes back] I've worked it out. You know the hole the cats made in my net curtain? The cat has made it big enough for her head cone.

Can I have my Mother of the Year Award now?